00:00:01:07 00:00:02:21 LAURIE: Extraordinary!਀　　㨀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㄀ 䄀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 攀砀琀爀愀漀爀搀椀渀愀爀礀⸀
00:00:04:13 00:00:08:11 I would say that our house਀眀漀甀氀搀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 爀漀甀渀搀 愀戀漀甀琀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:00:09:04 00:00:11:10 And therefore, the front door਀眀漀甀氀搀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 漀瘀攀爀 琀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ
00:00:11:12 00:00:13:07 just where that branch of Safeway's is.਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㠀 䄀渀搀 漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 琀栀椀猀 眀漀甀氀搀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 漀甀爀 最愀爀搀攀渀⸀
00:00:15:20 00:00:17:23 And, uh, yes, I can remember਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㄀ 琀栀攀 搀愀礀 琀栀愀琀 洀礀 搀漀最Ⰰ 䠀愀洀瀀攀爀Ⰰ 搀椀攀搀Ⰰ
00:00:20:13 00:00:23:25 a Border collie with the loveliest laugh.਀䤀琀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀 猀愀搀搀攀猀琀 搀愀礀 漀昀 洀礀 氀椀昀攀⸀
00:00:24:02 00:00:27:21 I remember my father insisting that਀栀攀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 眀愀猀 搀攀愀搀⸀ 䤀 挀漀甀氀搀 栀愀爀搀氀礀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 椀琀⸀
00:00:27:24 00:00:29:08 Harsh lesson.਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　　㨀㌀㄀㨀　㘀 䰀攀愀爀渀琀 礀漀甀渀最⸀
00:00:31:20 00:00:34:12 Anyway, part of the process of grieving,਀漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 椀猀 戀甀爀椀愀氀Ⰰ
00:00:34:14 00:00:38:22 so I would have buried Hamper, I suppose,਀爀漀甀渀搀 愀戀漀甀琀 栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 椀渀 昀愀挀琀⸀ 夀攀猀⸀
00:00:39:17 00:00:43:04 Hello! So much for 1 990s build quality, eh?਀　　㨀　　㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　　㨀㐀㔀㨀　㔀 䜀漀漀搀 䰀漀爀搀℀
00:00:47:17 00:00:49:01 It's you!਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　　㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀匀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:00:54:22 00:00:57:22 FRY: (WHISPERING) Between desire and reality.਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　　㨀　㈀ 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䄀 戀椀琀⸀
00:01:00:04 00:01:02:22 FRY: Between fact and breakfast,਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　㠀㨀　㔀 洀愀搀渀攀猀猀 氀椀攀猀Ⰰ 氀椀攀猀Ⰰ 氀椀攀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:01:08:13 00:01:09:20 LAURIE: A bit.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀 䘀刀夀㨀 䤀 栀愀琀攀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 䤀 栀愀琀攀 礀漀甀 愀渀搀 礀攀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:01:14:00 00:01:15:11 I hate you...਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㜀 ⠀䘀刀夀 匀伀䈀䈀䤀一䜀⤀
00:01:16:19 00:01:20:12 As love, rage and aches of the ear.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀　 倀爀攀琀攀渀猀椀漀渀 戀礀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀⸀
00:01:40:14 00:01:42:13 Hello. Good evening.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 圀攀氀挀漀洀攀 琀漀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最
of light comedy, heavy sarcasm,਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀　 洀攀搀椀甀洀ⴀ眀攀椀最栀琀 挀漀渀瘀攀爀猀愀琀椀漀渀Ⰰ
and good, rocking sex.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㈀ 䴀洀洀⸀
00:01:50:14 00:01:54:09 For the next half-an-hour or so,਀礀漀甀✀爀攀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 戀攀 椀渀 漀甀爀 栀愀渀搀猀Ⰰ
00:01:54:11 00:01:57:15 but we'd like to think of you਀愀猀 戀攀椀渀最 椀渀 漀甀爀 愀爀洀猀Ⰰ 琀漀漀⸀
00:01:57:18 00:02:02:09 That's right. Snuggled up in your cosy homes,਀挀甀爀琀愀椀渀猀 搀爀愀眀渀 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 琀栀攀 渀椀最栀琀⸀
00:02:02:11 00:02:05:17 Cup of low-calorie, chocolate-style fluid਀戀礀 礀漀甀爀 猀椀搀攀⸀
00:02:05:21 00:02:08:23 Your fingers toying with the hair਀漀昀 礀漀甀爀 戀攀猀琀ⴀ戀攀氀漀瘀攀搀 椀渀 礀漀甀爀 氀愀瀀⸀
00:02:09:00 00:02:10:14 Or perhaps you're...਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㤀 樀甀猀琀 椀渀 猀漀洀攀 栀漀琀攀氀Ⰰ
00:02:15:01 00:02:18:09 with nothing but a paper bag and a prostitute਀昀漀爀 挀漀洀瀀愀渀礀⸀
00:02:19:05 00:02:23:08 Or perhaps you're, as I often like to,਀礀漀甀✀爀攀 樀甀猀琀 猀琀愀渀搀椀渀最 渀愀欀攀搀
00:02:23:10 00:02:28:14 in front of the mirror, with nothing but a radish਀愀渀搀 愀 眀栀漀氀攀 眀漀爀氀搀 漀昀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀椀氀椀琀椀攀猀 漀瀀攀渀 琀漀 礀漀甀⸀
00:02:29:17 00:02:30:18 Hmm.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀　 䈀甀琀 眀栀愀琀攀瘀攀爀 礀漀甀爀 栀攀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 愀最攀Ⰰ 眀攀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 猀攀砀Ⰰ
racial preference, knee colouring, or cock length,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㄀ 猀漀洀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀 洀愀礀 戀攀 眀漀渀搀攀爀椀渀最
00:02:39:03 00:02:42:11 how my colleague came by this bandage਀甀瀀漀渀 栀椀猀 栀攀愀搀⸀
00:02:42:13 00:02:44:24 It's very simple. A nurse put it on.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㄀ 圀栀愀琀 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀 椀猀 琀爀礀椀渀最 琀漀 猀愀礀Ⰰ
if he had but the words,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㔀 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀椀猀 愀昀琀攀爀渀漀漀渀 栀攀 猀甀猀琀愀椀渀攀搀 愀渀 愀挀挀椀搀攀渀琀
to his head.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㐀 嘀椀渀挀攀Ⰰ 爀甀渀 琀栀愀琀 琀愀瀀攀Ⰰ
if you'd be so careful to do exactly as you're told.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㈀㨀　㤀 䤀 栀攀爀攀戀礀 搀攀挀氀愀爀攀 琀栀椀猀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 攀瀀椀猀漀搀攀 漀昀
A Bit of Fry and Laurie open.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㐀㨀　㘀 ⠀䐀刀唀䴀 刀伀䰀䰀⤀
00:03:04:12 00:03:06:10 (FANFARE)਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀　㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㘀 圀伀䴀䄀一㨀 䴀礀 䜀漀搀⸀ 匀漀爀爀礀⸀
00:03:12:08 00:03:13:23 Um...਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㠀 䠀甀最栀⸀ 䠀甀最栀Ⰰ 洀攀 漀氀搀 䌀栀椀渀攀猀攀 洀攀愀氀Ⰰ
00:03:18:15 00:03:20:07 I must ask you this.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀　㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㄀ 䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 猀甀猀琀愀椀渀攀搀 愀渀礀 氀漀猀猀 漀昀 洀攀洀漀爀礀
as a result of that accident?਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㈀ 䄀渀搀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 椀琀 漀渀氀礀 昀愀椀爀 琀漀 眀愀爀渀 礀漀甀
that if you say, ''What accident?''਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㠀 䤀 猀栀愀氀氀 猀焀甀椀爀琀 氀攀洀漀渀 樀甀椀挀攀 椀渀琀漀 礀漀甀⸀
00:03:29:12 00:03:32:20 -None whatever, which is a blessing.਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 最漀漀搀 渀攀眀猀⸀
00:03:33:02 00:03:35:02 I have lost my memory, though.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㘀 䈀伀吀䠀㨀 䐀✀漀栀℀
00:03:39:04 00:03:41:15 Can't seem to find a flush, or a handle.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 䄀渀礀戀漀搀礀 欀渀漀眀㼀
00:03:54:01 00:03:55:13 Now, there.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㐀 吀栀愀琀 椀猀 瀀甀琀琀椀渀最 挀漀瀀瀀攀爀猀 戀愀挀欀 漀渀 琀栀攀 戀攀愀琀⸀
00:04:00:10 00:04:04:22 I think this idea of lowering the age਀漀昀 栀漀洀攀 猀攀挀爀攀琀愀爀椀攀猀 椀猀 爀椀搀椀挀甀氀漀甀猀⸀
00:04:08:06 00:04:10:05 You know that cling film,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㤀 琀栀愀琀 瀀漀氀礀琀栀攀渀攀 猀琀甀昀昀 礀漀甀 瀀甀琀 漀瘀攀爀 昀漀漀搀㼀
00:04:15:07 00:04:16:24 I love that stuff.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㠀 䤀 搀漀⸀ 䤀 氀漀瘀攀 椀琀⸀
00:04:20:08 00:04:21:18 (MOANS)਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㔀 䤀✀洀 琀栀椀渀欀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀 渀漀眀⸀
00:04:26:17 00:04:29:25 I had that transport minister਀椀渀 琀栀攀 戀愀挀欀 漀昀 琀栀攀 挀愀戀 琀栀攀 漀琀栀攀爀 搀愀礀Ⰰ
00:04:30:02 00:04:32:14 and it took us an hour and a half਀樀甀猀琀 琀漀 最攀琀 搀漀眀渀 琀栀攀 䔀洀戀愀渀欀洀攀渀琀⸀
00:04:32:16 00:04:36:04 And he tapped the window, this one behind me,਀琀栀愀琀 眀椀渀搀漀眀 琀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 瘀攀爀礀 漀渀攀⸀
00:04:36:06 00:04:40:17 He tapped it. He said,਀✀✀伀栀Ⰰ 挀愀戀戀椀攀✀✀Ⰰ 栀攀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀圀栀礀 椀猀 椀琀 琀愀欀椀渀最 猀漀 氀漀渀最㼀✀✀
00:04:41:13 00:04:45:01 I said, ''It's taking so long, you dozy turd,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀　㨀　㄀ ✀✀椀琀✀猀 琀愀欀椀渀最 猀漀 氀漀渀最 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 氀攀琀
the public transport service਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㐀 ✀✀漀昀 琀栀椀猀 挀漀甀渀琀爀礀 爀甀渀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 最爀漀甀渀搀⸀
They've become a standing joke.''਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㐀 ✀✀䤀琀✀猀 琀愀欀椀渀最 猀漀 氀漀渀最Ⰰ✀✀ 䤀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ
00:04:55:16 00:05:00:16 ''because you are a cast-iron,਀栀甀渀搀爀攀搀ⴀ挀愀爀愀琀Ⰰ 渀愀琀甀爀愀氀ⴀ昀椀戀爀攀搀 最椀琀℀
00:05:00:18 00:05:05:01 ''Now, get out and walk, before I come round਀琀栀攀 戀愀挀欀 愀渀搀 最椀瘀攀 礀漀甀 愀 最漀漀搀 栀椀搀椀渀最⸀✀✀
00:05:05:11 00:05:09:12 Well, I didn't actually say that,਀戀甀琀 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 栀愀瘀攀 搀漀渀攀⸀ 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 栀愀瘀攀 搀漀渀攀⸀
00:05:09:21 00:05:14:04 I wrote to my MP a couple of weeks ago.਀䤀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀䐀攀愀爀 搀椀挀欀栀攀愀搀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀爀攀 愀 眀愀渀欀攀爀⸀✀✀
00:05:15:19 00:05:17:16 I haven't heard back yet.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀 一漀眀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 愀 搀漀氀氀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:05:22:21 00:05:25:14 Can you show me what it was that he used to do?਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 䠀攀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 甀猀攀 愀 搀漀氀氀⸀
00:05:28:10 00:05:30:10 No, no, no, I mean,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㌀ 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 瀀爀攀琀攀渀搀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 搀漀氀氀 椀猀 礀漀甀Ⰰ
and then show me what it was...਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㤀 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 栀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 琀愀欀攀 洀礀 栀愀渀搀Ⰰ 氀椀欀攀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ
and he'd move it up and down a few times.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㜀 䐀椀搀 栀攀 琀栀爀攀愀琀攀渀 礀漀甀 愀琀 愀氀氀Ⰰ 搀椀搀 栀攀 洀愀欀攀 礀漀甀
promise to keep this little secret of yours?਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㔀 一漀⸀
00:05:47:21 00:05:51:07 -You don't remember?਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀⸀ 䠀攀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 琀栀爀攀愀琀攀渀 洀攀⸀
00:05:52:00 00:05:55:15 Huh. Well, let's just say that਀礀漀甀 搀漀渀✀琀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 渀漀琀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀椀渀最⸀
00:05:55:17 00:06:00:02 No, I do remember remembering, because਀䤀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 琀栀椀渀欀椀渀最Ⰰ ✀✀䤀 洀甀猀琀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 琀栀椀猀⸀ ✀✀
00:06:01:13 00:06:03:14 -You're in denial.਀ⴀ䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀㼀
00:06:03:19 00:06:07:15 ''Denial''is what we call਀琀栀攀 猀琀愀琀攀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 挀甀爀爀攀渀琀氀礀 椀渀⸀
00:06:08:03 00:06:10:19 But denial, as everyone knows, is in Egypt.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㐀㨀　　 　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 琀椀洀攀 渀漀眀Ⰰ 氀愀搀椀攀猀 愀渀搀 最攀渀琀氀攀洀攀渀Ⰰ
to introduce some guests onto the show.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㠀 䄀渀搀 昀椀爀猀琀 甀瀀 椀猀
the thoughtless man's thinking man,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 琀栀攀 猀攀爀攀渀攀 氀漀瘀攀 欀椀琀琀攀渀 漀昀 琀栀攀 挀愀爀椀渀最 猀攀琀Ⰰ
00:06:23:24 00:06:27:07 the DayGlo volunteer਀漀昀 椀渀琀攀爀渀愀琀椀漀渀愀氀 洀愀猀琀甀爀戀愀琀椀漀渀⸀
00:06:27:14 00:06:30:01 He's the boy they said would never grow up,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㜀 琀栀攀 戀攀猀琀 搀愀洀渀 氀攀琀琀甀挀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 眀栀漀氀攀 猀愀氀愀搀 戀漀眀氀⸀
00:06:32:19 00:06:36:24 Let's meet, let's greet,਀氀攀琀✀猀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 爀栀礀洀椀渀最 眀椀琀栀 ✀✀攀愀琀✀✀Ⰰ
00:06:37:03 00:06:40:14 actor, book farmer and excremental narcissist,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㔀 䬀攀瘀椀渀 䴀挀一愀氀氀礀⸀
00:06:42:07 00:06:44:03 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㈀㨀　　 ⠀匀䤀䜀䠀匀⤀
00:06:52:02 00:06:53:04 Kevin.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ䠀攀氀氀漀⸀
-Well put, well put.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　　㨀　㄀ 䬀攀瘀椀渀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀 琀攀氀氀 洀攀
that you're something of an impressionist.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㈀ 䄀爀攀 琀栀攀礀 爀椀最栀琀 琀漀 琀攀氀氀 洀攀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ
or should I have them taken out and shot?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㘀㨀　㘀 唀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 䴀漀搀攀猀琀礀 䈀氀愀椀猀攀⸀
00:07:06:08 00:07:09:01 -Well, the floor is yours, Kevin.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀⸀
00:07:09:03 00:07:10:03 (FRY CHUCKLING)਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ⠀匀䌀伀䘀䘀䤀一䜀⤀ ✀✀䐀攀渀椀愀氀 椀猀 椀渀 䔀最礀瀀琀⸀✀✀
-Yes, all right.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㄀ ⌀ 匀栀攀 瀀愀挀欀攀搀 洀礀 戀愀最猀 氀愀猀琀 渀椀最栀琀 瀀爀攀ⴀ昀氀椀最栀琀
00:07:23:09 00:07:25:24 # Zero hour 9am #਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㔀 ⴀ圀栀漀愀Ⰰ 眀栀漀愀Ⰰ 眀栀漀愀℀ 䬀攀瘀椀渀Ⰰ 䬀攀瘀椀渀Ⰰ 䬀攀瘀椀渀Ⰰ 䬀攀瘀椀渀⸀
-What?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀　㨀　㄀ ⴀ䤀洀瀀爀攀猀猀椀漀渀椀猀琀㼀
-Impressionist?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㔀 ⴀ䠀攀✀猀 渀漀琀栀椀渀最 氀椀欀攀 䴀愀渀攀琀Ⰰ 漀爀 刀攀渀漀椀爀Ⰰ 漀爀⸀⸀⸀
-Monet?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ䤀琀✀猀 瀀愀琀栀攀琀椀挀⸀
-You're way off, mate.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㔀 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀ 吀栀愀琀 眀愀猀⸀⸀⸀ 匀漀甀渀搀攀搀 洀漀爀攀 氀椀欀攀 䔀氀琀漀渀 䨀漀栀渀
than anything else.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㠀 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䐀攀愀爀Ⰰ 漀栀 搀攀愀爀Ⰰ 漀栀 搀攀愀爀⸀
00:07:39:10 00:07:41:09 You're in disgrace. Come and sit down.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㤀 䠀甀最栀Ⰰ 眀栀漀 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 最漀琀 氀礀椀渀最 甀渀搀攀爀 礀漀甀爀 琀爀攀攀㼀
00:07:43:21 00:07:46:16 Well, you know, Stephen,਀琀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 洀愀渀礀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 眀栀漀 挀愀渀 愀挀琀Ⰰ
00:07:46:18 00:07:51:00 many who can sing, many who can dance,਀洀愀渀礀 眀栀漀 挀愀渀 洀愀欀攀 礀漀甀 氀愀甀最栀Ⰰ
00:07:51:02 00:07:54:13 many who can play the kitchen, knit,਀搀爀椀瘀攀 琀漀 䘀漀爀洀甀氀愀 ㌀ 猀琀愀渀搀愀爀搀Ⰰ
00:07:54:15 00:07:58:15 achieve a grandmaster norm at chess,਀昀愀爀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 猀瀀攀氀氀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀搀 洀漀挀挀愀猀椀渀猀⸀
00:07:58:17 00:08:02:04 But my following guest is one of that rare breed਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㜀㨀　　 眀栀漀 挀愀渀 搀漀 渀漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀猀攀 琀栀椀渀最猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 氀攀猀猀⸀
She is quite simply quite simple.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㜀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀　㨀　㔀 䠀攀爀 栀愀椀爀 椀猀 栀攀爀 漀眀渀Ⰰ
and her shoe size never a disappointment.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀　㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㘀 ⴀ圀椀氀氀 礀漀甀 瀀氀攀愀猀攀 眀攀氀挀漀洀攀 䘀椀漀渀愀 䜀椀氀氀椀攀猀⸀
-FRY: Oh, it isn't.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀ 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䤀琀 椀猀⸀
FRY: Oh, I never...਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㜀 䘀椀漀渀愀Ⰰ 眀攀氀挀漀洀攀⸀ 圀攀氀挀漀洀攀⸀
00:08:19:09 00:08:22:10 -Okay. Did you not know I'm here?਀ⴀ䘀刀夀㨀 䤀 挀愀渀✀琀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 琀栀椀猀⸀ 䤀 挀愀渀✀琀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 椀琀⸀
00:08:24:04 00:08:25:11 (FRY SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㠀 ⴀ一漀 搀漀渀✀琀⸀⸀⸀ 䐀漀渀✀琀 猀椀琀 琀栀攀爀攀℀ 䐀漀渀✀琀 猀椀琀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
-Sorry, sorry.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㐀 䤀琀✀猀 愀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 愀 䈀攀爀洀甀搀愀 吀爀椀愀渀最氀攀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
00:08:29:16 00:08:32:17 We had a couple of guests sit there last week,਀愀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 樀甀猀琀 挀漀洀瀀氀攀琀攀氀礀 瘀愀渀椀猀栀攀搀⸀
00:08:32:19 00:08:33:21 -No.਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀⸀
00:08:33:23 00:08:36:01 -LAURIE: What? What? What?਀ⴀ吀攀氀氀 栀攀爀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 昀爀椀最愀琀攀猀⸀
00:08:36:03 00:08:39:16 The frigates. Yeah, that's right. We had਀琀眀漀 刀漀礀愀氀 一愀瘀礀 昀爀椀最愀琀攀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 愀 爀漀琀爀椀渀最 瀀攀渀
00:08:39:18 00:08:41:21 also vanish from that precise spot. Yeah.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀　 吀栀漀甀最栀 眀攀 搀椀搀 昀椀渀搀 漀渀攀
of the frigates later, though.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㠀 圀攀 搀椀搀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
It had slipped down the back of the sofa.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 匀漀 渀漀眀Ⰰ 䘀椀漀渀愀Ⰰ 眀攀 愀猀欀攀搀 礀漀甀 琀漀 琀攀氀氀 甀猀
about your favourite TV blooper,਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㐀 漀爀 吀嘀 挀漀挀欀ⴀ甀瀀⸀ 唀栀Ⰰ 眀栀椀挀栀 椀猀 椀琀 琀漀 戀攀㼀
00:08:51:16 00:08:54:18 Well, it's one I actually saw, actually.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㌀ ⴀ伀漀栀Ⰰ 漀漀栀⸀
-What, what?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㠀 吀眀漀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀椀攀猀⸀
00:08:57:10 00:09:00:13 Oh, Fiona, my colleague informs me਀琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 樀甀猀琀 甀猀攀搀 琀眀漀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀椀攀猀⸀
00:09:00:15 00:09:04:22 (CLEARING THROAT) Oh, I'm sorry.਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀 挀氀椀瀀 䤀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 猀愀眀Ⰰ 椀渀 昀愀挀琀⸀
00:09:04:24 00:09:07:05 I was shooting Anna Karenina in York...਀　　㨀　㤀㨀　㜀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀　㨀　㤀 䌀愀渀 䤀 猀琀漀瀀 礀漀甀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀 䌀愀渀 䤀 猀琀漀瀀 礀漀甀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀
00:09:10:11 00:09:13:06 When you say, ''Shooting Anna Karenina, ''਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㤀 礀漀甀 搀漀渀✀琀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 洀攀愀渀 昀椀氀洀椀渀最Ⰰ 搀漀 礀漀甀㼀
00:09:19:08 00:09:21:14 I mean blowing her brains out਀眀椀琀栀 愀 ㄀ ㈀ⴀ戀漀爀攀 猀栀漀琀最甀渀⸀
00:09:21:16 00:09:25:13 Right, yeah. I wouldn't want to give the viewers਀琀栀攀 眀爀漀渀最 椀洀瀀爀攀猀猀椀漀渀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
00:09:25:15 00:09:29:04 You know what it's like਀眀栀攀渀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 愀眀愀礀 昀爀漀洀 栀漀洀攀 椀渀 愀 猀琀爀愀渀最攀 栀漀琀攀氀⸀
00:09:29:06 00:09:34:00 You stand there naked in front of the mirror਀眀椀琀栀 愀 爀愀搀椀猀栀 愀渀搀 愀 眀栀漀氀攀 眀漀爀氀搀 漀昀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀椀氀椀琀椀攀猀⸀
00:09:34:02 00:09:35:19 You watch the TV.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀愀栀⸀ 夀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀⸀
00:09:37:20 00:09:40:05 -That's what I said, wasn't it?਀ⴀ䘀䤀伀一䄀㨀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ
00:09:40:07 00:09:42:23 there I was, watching the TV,਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㌀㨀　　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㄀ 愀渀搀 琀栀椀猀 渀攀眀猀爀攀愀搀攀爀
had the most blissful coughing fit.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㜀 圀栀漀愀Ⰰ 眀栀漀愀Ⰰ 眀栀漀愀℀ 䘀椀漀渀愀Ⰰ 䤀 洀甀猀琀 猀琀漀瀀 礀漀甀 琀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ
00:09:48:19 00:09:51:04 because we've actually tracked਀琀栀椀猀 挀氀椀瀀 搀漀眀渀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 戀氀漀漀瀀攀爀Ⰰ
00:09:51:06 00:09:56:00 and I believe that Mr Director up in the gallery਀栀愀猀 最漀琀 椀琀 氀愀挀攀搀 甀瀀 愀渀搀 爀攀愀搀礀 琀漀 爀漀氀氀㼀
00:09:56:02 00:09:59:03 -Um, yes, I can confirm he has. He has.਀ⴀ䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 伀栀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 漀渀㼀 䠀攀✀猀 最漀琀 椀琀⸀
00:10:00:13 00:10:03:14 ANNOUNCER: The Local News at Ten Thirty Three਀愀渀搀 愀 䈀椀琀⸀
00:10:04:01 00:10:05:07 Good evening.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㘀㨀㈀　 吀栀攀 洀愀椀渀 猀琀漀爀礀 琀漀渀椀最栀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:10:07:02 00:10:08:16 (COUGHING)਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 䤀✀洀 猀漀⸀⸀⸀
00:10:18:13 00:10:19:24 I'm sorry...਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 甀栀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 洀愀椀渀 猀琀漀爀礀 琀漀渀椀最栀琀Ⰰ
00:10:23:20 00:10:26:20 Ronald Satterthwaite of Skipton਀愀渀渀漀甀渀挀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 漀礀猀琀攀爀 猀攀愀猀漀渀⸀⸀⸀
00:10:26:22 00:10:28:06 (FRY RETCHING)਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㌀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㐀㨀　㠀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:10:45:01 00:10:47:18 And you, Fiona, you actually saw that, actually.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㤀㨀　　 䐀椀搀 椀渀搀攀攀搀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:10:49:02 00:10:51:13 Yes, I understand਀琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀爀攀 眀愀猀 愀 栀愀瀀瀀礀 攀渀搀椀渀最 琀漀 琀栀攀 猀琀漀爀礀⸀
00:10:51:15 00:10:54:22 The newsreader was rushed to hospital਀戀甀琀 眀愀猀 昀漀甀渀搀 琀漀 戀攀 搀攀愀搀 漀渀 愀爀爀椀瘀愀氀⸀
00:10:54:24 00:10:57:21 ALL: Which is nice. Which is nice.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀㨀　㐀 一漀眀Ⰰ 䬀攀瘀椀渀Ⰰ 挀漀甀氀搀 䤀 愀猀欀 礀漀甀 琀漀 栀愀渀搀 爀漀甀渀搀 琀栀攀
Hula Hoops. There should be enough for one each.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㄀　 䄀渀搀Ⰰ 甀栀Ⰰ 䘀椀漀渀愀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 戀攀 愀 氀漀瘀攀Ⰰ
00:11:06:02 00:11:08:07 and scrub the back steps there?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㠀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㐀 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 愀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 礀攀氀氀漀眀礀ⴀ戀爀漀眀渀 猀琀愀椀渀 琀栀愀琀
my colleague and I just haven't been able to shift.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㜀 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀㼀 吀栀愀渀欀猀⸀
00:11:14:09 00:11:19:03 And, funnily enough, ''yellowy-brown stains''਀氀椀渀欀猀 椀渀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 渀攀愀琀氀礀 眀椀琀栀 漀甀爀 渀攀砀琀 椀琀攀洀⸀
00:11:20:01 00:11:22:09 I walked into a shop the other day.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀　 ㄀ 㐀 猀琀椀琀挀栀攀猀⸀
00:11:27:21 00:11:30:11 (STUTTERING) You know, I mean,਀琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 愀氀眀愀礀猀 最漀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀Ⰰ ✀✀䐀漀渀✀琀 搀漀 椀琀✀✀
00:11:30:13 00:11:31:22 and, ''Say no'' and all that.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㠀 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 昀甀氀氀 漀昀 猀栀椀琀Ⰰ 椀渀渀椀琀㼀
00:11:33:20 00:11:38:13 Because, you know, I mean, I don't do, you know,਀猀洀愀挀欀 漀爀 挀爀愀挀欀Ⰰ 漀爀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 爀栀礀洀椀渀最 眀椀琀栀 ✀✀愀挀欀Ⰰ✀✀
00:11:38:15 00:11:40:18 or, you know, any of the heavy shit.਀夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 爀攀猀琀⸀
00:11:40:20 00:11:43:14 And, you know, I think਀琀栀攀礀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 氀攀最愀氀椀猀攀 椀琀Ⰰ 爀攀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ
00:11:43:16 00:11:45:15 because, you know,਀椀琀 搀漀渀✀琀 搀漀 洀攀 愀渀礀 昀愀爀洀ⴀ眀攀愀琀栀攀爀 瀀愀渀琀猀Ⰰ
00:11:45:17 00:11:49:08 or, you know, smiling cream...਀⠀匀倀䔀䄀䬀䤀一䜀 䜀䤀䈀䈀䔀刀䤀匀䠀⤀ 漀爀 漀渀椀漀渀 搀攀愀氀攀爀猀Ⰰ 搀漀 椀琀㼀
00:11:50:22 00:11:54:05 Yes, well, I'm a Capricorn਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㜀 愀渀搀 洀礀 戀漀礀昀爀椀攀渀搀✀猀 愀渀 愀氀挀漀栀漀氀椀挀⸀
00:12:02:16 00:12:07:01 Hello, and welcome to English People਀䄀瀀瀀攀愀爀 琀漀 戀攀 琀栀攀 䴀漀猀琀 䤀最渀漀爀愀渀琀 椀渀 䔀甀爀漀瀀攀⸀
00:12:07:03 00:12:10:18 This morning, I shall be asking questions਀漀昀 漀甀爀 琀栀爀攀攀 氀椀欀攀氀礀 挀漀渀琀攀猀琀愀渀琀猀Ⰰ
00:12:10:20 00:12:13:11 Dieter Schaummer,਀眀栀漀 椀猀 愀 搀攀渀琀愀氀 琀攀挀栀渀椀挀椀愀渀 昀爀漀洀 䠀愀洀戀甀爀最⸀⸀⸀
00:12:13:13 00:12:14:15 Hello.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㌀ ⸀⸀⸀䄀渀搀爀攀愀 䰀愀爀猀攀渀Ⰰ
who is a dental technician from Oslo...਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㘀 䠀椀⸀
00:12:19:08 00:12:24:11 ...and finally, Colin Mint, who is a dental਀琀攀挀栀渀椀挀椀愀渀 昀爀漀洀 吀甀渀戀爀椀搀最攀 圀攀氀氀猀 椀渀 䬀攀渀琀⸀
00:12:24:13 00:12:26:02 (MUMBLING)਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㤀㨀　　 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 氀攀琀✀猀 最漀 猀琀爀愀椀最栀琀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 爀漀甀渀搀⸀
Dieter, your question.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㜀 圀栀漀 愀洀 䤀㼀 䤀 愀洀 愀 昀攀洀愀氀攀 樀漀甀爀渀愀氀椀猀琀 眀栀漀
came to fame in the 1 960s presenting Blue Peter.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㔀 ⴀ嘀愀氀攀爀椀攀 匀椀渀最氀攀琀漀渀⸀
-Correct, Dieter. Andrea, your question.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀　㨀　㘀 圀栀漀 愀洀 䤀㼀 䤀 愀洀 愀渀 唀渀搀攀爀最爀漀甀渀搀 猀琀愀琀椀漀渀
on London's Northern Line,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀　㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 猀椀琀甀愀琀攀搀 戀攀琀眀攀攀渀 圀愀爀爀攀渀 匀琀爀攀攀琀
and Tottenham Court Road.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㌀ ⴀ䜀漀漀搀最攀 匀琀爀攀攀琀⸀
-Correct, Andrea.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㘀 䌀漀氀椀渀Ⰰ 礀漀甀爀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀⸀ 䄀爀攀 礀漀甀 爀攀愀搀礀㼀
00:12:46:08 00:12:47:08 Mmm.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㠀 ⠀匀倀䔀䄀䬀䤀一䜀 䤀一 䜀䔀刀䴀䄀一⤀
00:12:57:13 00:12:59:10 Go on, Colin. Have a guess.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㄀㨀　㘀 唀洀Ⰰ 匀椀洀漀渀 䴀愀礀漀㼀
00:13:03:12 00:13:07:20 The answer I have on my card, Colin, I'm afraid,਀椀猀 䜀攀渀攀爀愀氀 䄀最爀攀攀洀攀渀琀 漀渀 吀愀爀椀昀昀 愀渀搀 吀爀愀搀攀⸀
00:13:07:22 00:13:09:20 Never mind. Second round.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀　㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㄀ 䠀愀瘀攀 愀 氀漀漀欀 愀琀 琀栀椀猀⸀
00:13:24:17 00:13:27:14 # She's got eyes like diamonds਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㐀 ⌀ 䠀愀椀爀 氀椀欀攀 琀眀椀猀琀攀搀 最漀氀搀
00:13:30:20 00:13:33:00 # When she looks up to me਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㔀 ⌀ 䤀 昀攀攀氀 洀礀 戀氀漀漀搀 爀甀渀 挀漀氀搀
00:13:36:20 00:13:39:18 # No, I don't care if people laugh਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 䠀愀 栀愀
00:13:42:23 00:13:46:17 # I'm in love with Steffi Graf਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㐀 ⌀ 䤀 眀愀琀挀栀攀搀 栀攀爀 愀氀氀 氀愀猀琀 猀甀洀洀攀爀
00:13:51:24 00:13:53:23 # I watched her every day਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㜀 ⌀ 匀栀攀 欀渀攀眀 琀栀愀琀 䤀 眀愀猀 眀椀琀栀 栀攀爀
00:13:58:00 00:14:00:08 # She didn't have to say਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㄀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㐀㨀　㤀 ⌀ 匀栀攀 挀愀渀 爀甀渀 戀甀琀 猀栀攀 挀愀渀✀琀 栀椀搀攀
00:14:06:24 00:14:11:04 # She knows I feel deep down inside਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㈀ ⌀ 吀栀愀琀 匀琀攀昀昀椀 椀猀 愀渀 愀渀最攀氀
00:14:15:06 00:14:20:04 # But she folds her wings਀愀渀搀 眀愀氀欀猀 氀椀欀攀 礀漀甀 愀渀搀 洀攀
00:14:24:07 00:14:27:02 # She's extremely good at tennis਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 伀渀 愀渀礀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 猀甀爀昀愀挀攀 琀栀攀爀攀 洀椀最栀琀 戀攀
00:14:32:22 00:14:34:17 # Clay or grass਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㜀 ⌀ 匀栀攀✀氀氀 昀氀愀礀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀
00:14:39:14 00:14:43:16 # When she hits that topspin second serve਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀　㨀　㌀ ⌀ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 欀渀漀眀 琀栀攀 洀攀愀渀椀渀最 渀漀眀 漀昀 氀漀瘀攀
00:14:52:09 00:14:54:17 # East Bonn never was her favourite਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㔀 ⌀ 吀栀攀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 挀漀甀爀琀猀 眀攀爀攀 搀愀洀瀀
00:14:58:09 00:15:01:00 # She had a hamstring problem਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㄀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㜀 ⌀ 䄀渀搀 爀攀挀甀爀爀椀渀最 洀甀猀挀氀攀 挀爀愀洀瀀
00:15:03:19 00:15:07:17 # But she dug deep and won it just the same਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀　㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀 ⌀ 䴀礀 愀渀最攀氀 渀攀瘀攀爀 氀漀猀琀 愀 猀攀爀瘀椀挀攀 最愀洀攀
00:15:16:05 00:15:19:00 # But now a shadow in the distance਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 ⌀ 䄀 最椀爀氀 眀椀琀栀 瀀漀渀礀琀愀椀氀
00:15:22:07 00:15:24:19 # 1 6 and full of hunger਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀　 ⌀ 吀栀攀 攀渀搀 漀昀 匀琀攀昀昀椀✀猀 琀爀愀椀氀
00:15:28:04 00:15:31:09 # I can't wait for her defeat਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㌀ ⌀ 䤀 昀攀琀挀栀 愀 欀渀椀昀攀 愀渀搀 琀愀欀攀 洀礀 猀攀愀琀
00:15:39:09 00:15:42:04 # 'Cause Steffi is a goddess਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 䴀礀 氀漀瘀攀 昀漀爀 栀攀爀Ⰰ 椀琀 欀渀漀眀猀 渀漀 戀漀甀渀搀猀
00:15:51:10 00:15:54:06 # I'd kill to make her happy਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㠀 ⌀ 伀爀 樀甀猀琀 琀漀 最攀琀 栀攀爀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 琀栀攀 攀愀爀氀礀 爀漀甀渀搀猀
00:16:00:02 00:16:01:19 # Kill or maim਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㔀㨀　㈀ ⌀ 䤀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 愀 最愀洀攀
00:16:06:22 00:16:11:03 # But if I had another life I'd choose਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㠀 ⌀ 吀漀 挀漀洀攀 戀愀挀欀 愀猀 漀渀攀 漀昀 匀琀攀昀昀椀✀猀 猀栀漀攀猀
00:16:18:16 00:16:21:13 # 'Cause Steffi is an angel਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀 ⌀ 䈀甀琀 猀栀攀 昀漀氀搀猀 栀攀爀 眀椀渀最猀
and walks like you and me #਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀　㨀　㄀ ⠀䄀倀倀䰀䄀唀匀䔀⤀
00:16:37:02 00:16:38:11 Ready?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㈀ 䘀刀夀㨀 圀攀氀挀漀洀攀 琀漀 吀栀攀 䰀漀瘀攀爀✀猀 䠀攀氀瀀攀爀⸀
00:16:46:04 00:16:48:20 In the course of this cassette tape,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㔀 䤀✀氀氀 戀攀 琀攀氀氀椀渀最 礀漀甀 愀戀漀甀琀 愀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 漀昀 琀攀挀栀渀椀焀甀攀猀
you can use to improve your love life,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㐀 戀爀椀渀最椀渀最 礀漀甀 愀渀搀 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀琀渀攀爀 挀氀漀猀攀爀 琀栀愀渀 攀瘀攀爀⸀
00:16:58:12 00:17:02:16 The first section of this course਀搀攀愀氀猀 眀椀琀栀 昀漀爀攀瀀氀愀礀⸀ 䤀渀 琀栀椀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:17:02:18 00:17:04:13 (CASSETTE FAST-FORWARDING)਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㜀㨀　㔀 ⠀䌀䄀匀匀䔀吀吀䔀 刀䔀圀䤀一䐀䤀一䜀⤀
00:17:08:08 00:17:10:21 In this section,਀䤀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 搀攀愀氀 眀椀琀栀 猀漀洀攀 琀攀挀栀渀椀焀甀攀猀
00:17:10:23 00:17:13:15 that can help you arouse your partner.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㐀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㐀 匀琀愀爀琀 漀昀昀 戀礀 猀椀洀瀀氀礀 栀漀氀搀椀渀最 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀⸀
00:17:19:01 00:17:21:14 Now try stroking your partner.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀　　 吀栀攀 欀攀礀 琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀
at this point is relaxation.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㠀 ⠀䈀伀吀䠀 䔀堀䠀䄀䰀䤀一䜀⤀
00:17:29:20 00:17:31:24 If you're feeling very relaxed,਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㜀 渀漀眀 洀椀最栀琀 戀攀 愀 最漀漀搀 琀椀洀攀
for the man to touch the woman's breasts.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀　㨀　㘀 䈀甀琀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 琀漀 戀攀 最攀渀琀氀攀⸀
00:17:41:19 00:17:44:17 Touch them as gently as you can.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 吀爀礀 洀漀瘀椀渀最 漀渀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀爀 栀愀渀搀猀
gently up and down.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 䐀漀攀猀 琀栀愀琀 昀攀攀氀 最漀漀搀㼀
00:18:00:07 00:18:02:17 Now it's the woman's turn.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㔀㨀　㈀ 倀甀琀 礀漀甀爀 栀愀渀搀猀 漀渀 栀椀猀 戀漀琀琀漀洀⸀
00:18:10:24 00:18:13:21 Perhaps you might give his bottom a squeeze.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㜀 一漀眀Ⰰ 搀甀爀椀渀最 愀氀氀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀Ⰰ
I hope you'll have been kissing.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㐀 䈀甀琀 欀椀猀猀椀渀最 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 樀甀猀琀 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 戀攀 漀渀 琀栀攀 洀漀甀琀栀⸀
00:18:22:19 00:18:26:19 Some people like to kiss their partners਀愀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀 琀栀攀椀爀 戀漀搀椀攀猀⸀
00:18:29:21 00:18:32:08 Who knows, if things are going really well,਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㘀 礀漀甀 洀椀最栀琀 攀瘀攀渀 攀渀搀 甀瀀
nibbling your partner's toes.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㜀 䤀昀 椀琀 昀攀攀氀猀 最漀漀搀Ⰰ
00:18:41:09 00:18:45:01 this may be the right time਀琀漀 猀琀愀爀琀 琀栀椀渀欀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 椀渀琀攀爀挀漀甀爀猀攀⸀
00:18:51:18 00:18:55:14 You know, there's been a lot of stuff਀椀渀 琀栀攀 渀攀眀猀 爀攀挀攀渀琀氀礀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 爀椀猀攀 漀昀 昀愀猀挀椀猀洀⸀
00:18:55:16 00:18:58:14 It's the next big thing, they say.਀䈀甀琀 眀栀愀琀 攀砀愀挀琀氀礀 椀猀 昀愀猀挀椀猀洀㼀
00:18:58:16 00:19:00:19 What kind of music do fascists listen to?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㈀㨀㈀㄀ 圀栀愀琀 搀漀 琀栀攀礀 眀攀愀爀㼀 䄀爀攀 琀栀攀爀攀 挀氀甀戀猀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 最漀 琀漀㼀
00:19:02:23 00:19:06:04 Well, now, Kevin, you're a bit਀漀昀 愀渀 漀氀搀 昀愀猀挀椀猀琀 昀爀漀洀 眀愀礀 戀愀挀欀⸀
00:19:06:06 00:19:07:21 Tell me, what's it all about?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 琀栀椀渀最
that got me into fascism was the uniform.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㜀 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 最漀琀 礀漀甀爀 甀渀椀昀漀爀洀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀 愀琀 愀氀氀㼀
00:19:15:10 00:19:18:02 -Well, I'm wearing it now.਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 椀琀Ⰰ 椀猀 椀琀㼀
00:19:18:04 00:19:20:15 -Oh, I see. Yeah.਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 挀漀洀昀漀爀琀愀戀氀攀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 栀愀爀搀ⴀ眀攀愀爀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:19:20:17 00:19:22:25 and I just... I don't know,਀䤀 樀甀猀琀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 氀漀漀欀 最漀漀搀 椀渀 椀琀⸀
00:19:23:02 00:19:25:18 You do, Kevin, you look absolutely fabulous, yeah.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀昀 䤀 眀愀猀 栀漀洀漀猀攀砀甀愀氀Ⰰ
I'd want to buy you a drink at the very least.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀猀⸀
If I was homosexual, I'd have a pint of lager.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䄀猀 椀琀 椀猀Ⰰ 䤀 氀椀欀攀 戀椀爀搀猀⸀
-Me too.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 渀漀眀 眀攀✀瘀攀 最漀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:19:37:08 00:19:39:14 We've got someone on the line. I think it's Anna.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㌀ 䠀攀氀氀漀Ⰰ 䄀渀渀愀Ⰰ 愀爀攀 礀漀甀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀
00:19:41:00 00:19:42:03 -ANNA: Hello?਀ⴀ䄀渀渀愀Ⰰ 栀椀⸀
00:19:42:05 00:19:44:07 -Hello, Anna.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀✀猀 礀漀甀爀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀 昀漀爀 䬀攀瘀椀渀㼀
00:19:44:09 00:19:47:20 -Kevin, could you give my mum a wave?਀ⴀ䌀攀爀琀愀椀渀氀礀⸀
00:19:49:16 00:19:52:02 Yeah, what's your question for Kevin, Anna?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㐀 䬀攀瘀椀渀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 洀甀猀椀挀 搀漀 礀漀甀 氀椀猀琀攀渀 琀漀㼀
00:19:56:01 00:19:58:13 Yeah, no, uh, that's quite a good question,਀愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 䄀渀渀愀⸀
00:19:58:15 00:20:02:19 Yeah, Kevin, what is your bag, what's your thing,਀眀栀愀琀✀猀 礀漀甀爀 猀挀攀渀攀㼀 圀栀愀琀✀猀 礀漀甀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:20:02:21 00:20:06:14 I suppose what Anna's really asking is,਀眀栀愀琀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 洀甀猀椀挀 搀漀 礀漀甀 氀椀猀琀攀渀 琀漀㼀
00:20:06:16 00:20:10:22 Oh. Well, it's all sorts really, Anna. Uh, military਀洀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ 洀愀爀挀栀椀渀最 戀愀渀搀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 圀愀最渀攀爀⸀
00:20:10:24 00:20:13:10 -Yeah, 'cause of course, Hitler liked all that stuff.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀⸀
00:20:13:12 00:20:14:22 Yeah. Does that answer your question, Anna?਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㄀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀⸀⸀⸀
-Yeah, cheers, love.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㄀㨀　　 一漀眀Ⰰ 昀漀爀 琀栀漀猀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀 眀愀琀挀栀椀渀最 愀琀 栀漀洀攀Ⰰ
it's worth pointing out਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 琀栀愀琀 䠀椀琀氀攀爀 眀愀猀 焀甀椀琀攀 愀 戀椀最 渀愀洀攀
in the fascism business਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㤀 眀愀礀 戀愀挀欀 椀渀 琀栀攀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀Ⰰ 攀愀爀氀礀 ✀㜀　猀Ⰰ 眀愀猀 椀琀㼀
00:20:25:21 00:20:28:04 -No, earlier than that, even.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀Ⰰ 攀瘀攀渀 攀愀爀氀椀攀爀 琀栀愀渀 琀栀愀琀㼀
00:20:28:06 00:20:30:20 So he's, like, right in there at the beginning,਀氀椀欀攀 愀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 䔀氀瘀椀猀 昀椀最甀爀攀⸀
00:20:30:22 00:20:32:03 -Yeah.਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:20:32:05 00:20:34:09 That's really interesting.਀一漀眀Ⰰ 琀攀氀氀 洀攀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 䠀椀琀氀攀爀Ⰰ
00:20:34:11 00:20:36:09 'cause there has been a lot of stuff਀眀爀椀琀琀攀渀 愀戀漀甀琀 栀椀洀Ⰰ
00:20:36:11 00:20:39:04 you know, a lot of magazine profiles.਀圀栀愀琀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 最甀礀 眀愀猀 栀攀Ⰰ 搀漀 礀漀甀 琀栀椀渀欀㼀
00:20:39:06 00:20:42:04 Oh, he was a wild guy,਀愀渀搀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 戀椀琀 猀琀爀椀挀琀Ⰰ 椀渀 愀 昀甀渀渀礀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 眀愀礀⸀
00:20:42:06 00:20:43:09 Yeah, I've heard that.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 䤀✀搀 栀攀愀爀搀 栀攀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 氀椀欀攀搀 琀漀
live out there on the edge.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㜀㨀　㈀ ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀⸀
-That's really interesting.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀　㨀　㤀 䐀椀搀 栀攀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 瀀栀椀氀漀猀漀瀀栀礀 愀琀 愀氀氀㼀
Was he a John-Lennony kind of guy?਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀　㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 猀甀瀀爀攀洀愀挀礀
of the Aryan race was his sort of inspiration.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 愀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 猀攀最爀攀最愀琀椀漀渀愀氀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:20:56:20 00:20:59:06 -Racial purity.਀ⴀ刀愀挀椀愀氀 瀀甀爀椀琀礀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 琀栀愀琀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 猀琀甀昀昀⸀
00:20:59:08 00:21:01:23 -Yeah, but then, tragically, he died, didn't he?਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀 猀漀⸀
00:21:02:00 00:21:04:22 -Yeah, what was it? Was it drugs? I think I heard...਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 栀攀 猀栀漀琀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀⸀
00:21:04:24 00:21:08:08 Oh, he shot himself? Oh, that's really sad.਀夀攀愀栀⸀ 夀攀愀栀⸀
00:21:08:10 00:21:10:14 I guess he must have been really depressed.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㤀 䐀攀瀀爀攀猀猀椀漀渀⸀⸀⸀ 䐀攀瀀爀攀猀猀椀漀渀 椀猀
a terrible thing. Terrible thing.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㐀 䤀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 搀攀瀀爀攀猀猀攀搀 渀漀眀 昀漀爀 ㄀ 㐀 礀攀愀爀猀⸀
00:21:17:16 00:21:19:00 Can't shake it off.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀 䴀礀 眀椀昀攀 猀愀礀猀 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 欀椀氀氀 洀礀猀攀氀昀Ⰰ
but it's just a coward's way out, you know.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀 䤀 搀椀搀 琀爀礀 椀琀 漀渀挀攀Ⰰ 琀栀漀甀最栀⸀
Locked myself in the garage, started the car.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀　　 䈀氀漀漀搀礀 琀栀椀渀最 栀愀搀 愀 挀愀琀愀氀礀琀椀挀 挀漀渀瘀攀爀琀攀爀⸀
00:21:31:02 00:21:33:20 Came out after seven hours਀眀椀琀栀 愀 猀氀椀最栀琀 栀攀愀搀愀挀栀攀⸀
00:21:33:22 00:21:35:18 But mustn't grumble਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㠀 ⠀伀䴀䤀一伀唀匀 䴀唀匀䤀䌀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:21:39:10 00:21:40:14 Hello?਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㜀 吀栀攀爀攀 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 猀攀攀洀 琀漀 戀攀 愀渀礀漀渀攀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:21:46:22 00:21:49:22 I expect the others will turn up in a minute.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㘀 䤀渀 琀栀攀 洀攀愀渀琀椀洀攀Ⰰ
00:21:53:18 00:21:58:01 it rather looks as if I'm sort of on my own.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　　㨀　㌀ 䘀刀夀㨀 吀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 洀礀 搀攀愀爀⸀
00:22:00:05 00:22:03:03 You are quite, quite alone.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㐀 圀栀漀✀猀 琀栀愀琀㼀
00:22:04:19 00:22:06:19 (GERMAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㠀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㄀ 䴀䄀一㨀 䄀 昀漀最 栀愀猀 猀攀琀琀氀攀搀 漀渀 琀栀攀 洀漀漀爀
and may not lift for days.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㌀ 圀栀漀 椀猀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀 匀栀漀眀 礀漀甀爀猀攀氀昀℀
00:22:15:09 00:22:18:13 Oh, come, my dear, don't say you've forgotten me.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㐀 䘀漀爀最漀琀琀攀渀 眀栀漀㼀 圀栀愀琀㼀
00:22:20:21 00:22:23:22 Welwyn Garden City, 1 9 74,਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㠀 䐀攀戀攀渀栀愀洀猀 挀愀爀 瀀愀爀欀⸀
00:22:26:10 00:22:27:12 Max!਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 䤀 眀愀椀琀攀搀Ⰰ 䘀椀漀渀愀⸀
00:22:29:14 00:22:32:10 I waited a long, long time.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㌀ 䈀甀琀 礀漀甀 渀攀瘀攀爀 挀愀洀攀⸀
00:22:34:05 00:22:36:22 Why didn't you come, Fiona?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㔀 䤀 眀愀椀琀攀搀⸀
00:22:38:17 00:22:41:20 The traffic, I had a flat headache.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㔀㨀　　 䴀礀 眀椀昀攀 琀甀爀渀攀搀 甀瀀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 昀椀爀攀 戀甀爀渀琀 搀漀眀渀⸀
00:22:45:05 00:22:47:19 Oh, what's the use?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㤀 伀栀Ⰰ 䴀愀砀Ⰰ 䴀愀砀Ⰰ 䴀愀砀℀
00:22:52:08 00:22:56:01 I've waited a long time for this moment, Fiona.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　　㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ䴀愀砀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 猀漀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀
-''Sorry''? ''Sorry''?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀 夀漀甀 氀攀愀瘀攀 洀攀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀爀攀攀 戀愀最猀
of quite heavy shopping,਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㈀ 爀甀渀 漀昀昀 琀漀 倀愀爀椀猀
with your lover-boy dancing laugher,਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 愀渀搀 琀栀攀渀 琀攀氀氀 洀攀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 猀漀爀爀礀㼀
00:23:11:24 00:23:14:08 Oh, Max, you don't understand.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㌀ 䤀 眀愀猀 礀漀甀渀最⸀ 䤀 眀愀猀 椀渀 氀漀瘀攀⸀
00:23:17:08 00:23:21:04 You broke me. You broke me into a thousand...਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　 䘀椀漀渀愀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀✀猀 最漀椀渀最 漀渀㼀
00:23:23:22 00:23:25:08 -Oh, nothing, nothing.਀ⴀ一漀琀栀椀渀最 愀琀 愀氀氀⸀
00:23:25:10 00:23:27:14 (TITTERING) No, we were just, um... Just chatting.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀　 䘀椀漀渀愀Ⰰ 䤀 洀甀猀琀 猀愀礀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 氀漀漀欀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 昀愀戀甀氀漀甀猀⸀
Alive, feline, arousing.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㤀 一漀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 䘀椀漀渀愀⸀
00:23:41:09 00:23:43:08 Yes, all right, you know?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㠀 䤀琀✀猀 愀 猀欀攀琀挀栀 椀渀 愀 栀漀猀瀀椀琀愀氀 眀愀爀搀⸀ 䤀✀洀 猀漀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀
00:23:46:20 00:23:51:19 I'm so sorry that we're not breaking moulds਀愀渀搀 搀攀挀漀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀椀渀最 昀漀爀洀猀
00:23:51:21 00:23:54:20 and drinking strange new types of lager਀椀渀 甀渀搀攀爀最爀漀甀渀搀 戀愀爀猀
00:23:54:22 00:23:56:17 with tight hipster jeans hanging off our earlobes.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㌀ 䤀✀洀 猀漀 猀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ
00:23:58:05 00:24:01:10 you know, that we haven't raised਀椀渀琀攀爀攀猀琀椀渀最 挀甀氀琀甀爀愀氀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀猀⸀
00:24:01:12 00:24:03:06 I'm so nose-blowingly sorry.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㔀㨀　㠀 ⴀ夀漀甀✀爀攀 渀漀琀 猀漀爀爀礀 愀琀 愀氀氀⸀
-Damn bloody right, I'm not.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㔀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㠀㨀㈀　 䤀琀✀猀 愀 栀漀猀瀀椀琀愀氀 爀漀漀洀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀㼀
He's a doctor, he's a patient. Oh, dear!਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀　㨀　㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 愀爀猀椀渀最 搀攀愀爀℀
00:24:10:05 00:24:13:02 What a disappointment.਀圀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 琀栀攀 挀栀愀氀氀攀渀最攀搀 瀀攀爀挀攀瀀琀椀漀渀猀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀
00:24:13:04 00:24:16:01 I don't wonder for a single hair-gelled,਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㜀 吀椀洀攀 伀甀琀ⴀ爀攀愀搀椀渀最Ⰰ 戀氀漀漀搀礀 洀椀渀甀琀攀⸀
00:24:19:00 00:24:20:17 -Say ''ah.''਀ⴀ䄀栀⸀
00:24:20:19 00:24:22:08 -Say ''twim.''਀ⴀ吀眀椀洀⸀
00:24:22:14 00:24:24:00 -Twim.਀ⴀ吀眀椀洀⸀
00:24:24:02 00:24:26:04 -Fa-dabba-ha-wee.਀ⴀ䘀愀ⴀ搀愀戀戀愀ⴀ栀愀ⴀ眀攀攀⸀
00:24:26:06 00:24:27:09 -Twim.਀ⴀ吀眀椀洀⸀
00:24:27:11 00:24:30:07 They do still exist, you know, hospitals.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀　㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㘀 䨀甀猀琀 ✀挀愀甀猀攀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 琀眀愀琀猀 椀渀 戀氀愀挀欀 瀀漀氀漀 渀攀挀欀猀
fart their way through the Late Show,਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㠀 琀愀氀欀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 ✀✀琀栀攀 搀愀爀欀 甀渀搀攀爀戀攀氀氀礀
of British social repression''਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㌀ 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 洀攀愀渀 栀漀猀瀀椀琀愀氀猀 搀漀渀✀琀 攀砀椀猀琀Ⰰ
00:24:39:05 00:24:41:00 and that people don't go to them਀眀栀攀渀 琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 昀攀攀氀椀渀最 椀氀氀⸀⸀⸀
00:24:41:02 00:24:42:04 -Hugh.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀㼀
00:24:42:06 00:24:43:17 Get out.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㔀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䐀漀挀琀漀爀㼀
00:24:45:07 00:24:46:08 ''Well, Doctor.'' Yes.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 猀椀琀甀愀琀椀漀渀 椀猀 琀栀椀猀⸀ 圀攀 搀漀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 渀攀眀 栀攀愀爀琀
standing by, ready to go in.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀　㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㤀 䄀 瘀攀爀礀 渀椀挀攀 栀攀愀爀琀 椀琀 椀猀Ⰰ 琀漀漀⸀
00:24:52:11 00:24:54:19 Red, which I always think਀椀猀 琀栀攀 漀渀氀礀 挀漀氀漀甀爀 昀漀爀 愀 栀攀愀爀琀⸀
00:24:54:21 00:24:56:13 No, that side of things is all fine.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㜀 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 䜀漀搀⸀
00:24:57:19 00:25:00:04 But, and it's a pretty fat ''but,''਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　　㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㄀ 礀漀甀✀爀攀 愀 猀洀漀欀攀爀Ⰰ 愀爀攀渀✀琀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 䴀爀 匀瀀攀愀爀猀㼀
00:25:02:13 00:25:05:06 -Well, I occasionally...਀ⴀ夀漀甀 漀挀挀愀猀椀漀渀愀氀氀礀 猀洀漀欀攀 挀椀最愀爀攀琀琀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:25:05:08 00:25:07:17 -Is that a problem?਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀 椀琀 椀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:25:07:19 00:25:10:15 Puts me in a hell of a position.਀䴀爀 吀眀漀瘀攀礀 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 猀洀漀欀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀⸀
00:25:10:17 00:25:12:23 -Mr Twovey?਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 渀椀挀攀 挀栀愀瀀Ⰰ 琀眀漀 爀漀漀洀猀 搀漀眀渀Ⰰ
00:25:13:00 00:25:15:04 came in yesterday.਀䠀攀✀猀 愀氀猀漀 栀漀瀀椀渀最 昀漀爀 愀 渀攀眀 栀攀愀爀琀Ⰰ
00:25:15:06 00:25:16:13 and he's never smoked in his life.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 栀攀 猀洀漀欀攀搀 漀渀挀攀Ⰰ
but didn't inhale, so he says.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㄀ 匀漀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀 琀栀攀 漀渀攀 栀攀愀爀琀 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 最漀琀Ⰰ
you're going to give it to Mr Twovey?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀 一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀琀 渀攀挀攀猀猀愀爀椀氀礀⸀
As I say, he's a nice enough chap.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀 䈀甀琀Ⰰ 戀礀 䜀漀搀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 猀攀攀 栀椀洀 攀愀琀椀渀最 猀漀甀瀀⸀
00:25:27:06 00:25:28:10 Soup?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㠀 伀栀Ⰰ 爀攀瘀漀氀琀椀渀最 猀椀最栀琀⸀ 匀氀甀爀瀀椀渀最Ⰰ
and sucking, and spilling all over the place.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㌀ ⴀ儀甀椀琀攀 爀攀瘀漀氀琀椀渀最⸀
-Yes?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀㐀 一漀眀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 猀攀攀渀 礀漀甀 攀愀琀椀渀最 猀漀甀瀀Ⰰ 䴀爀 匀瀀攀愀爀猀Ⰰ
and it's rather an attractive sight.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀　 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 栀漀氀搀 琀栀攀 猀瀀漀漀渀 瀀爀漀瀀攀爀氀礀Ⰰ
tilt the bowl away from you,਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㌀ 猀甀挀欀 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 猀椀搀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 猀瀀漀漀渀Ⰰ
not out of the end.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㤀 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 琀漀最攀琀栀攀爀 瘀攀爀礀 渀攀愀琀 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀Ⰰ
very neat indeed.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀　 ⴀ匀漀㼀
-So, I would say, you're about even on that score.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㐀 ✀䌀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 搀漀渀✀琀 搀爀攀猀猀 愀猀 眀攀氀氀 愀猀 䴀爀 吀眀漀瘀攀礀⸀
00:25:49:16 00:25:51:19 Gerald does a lot of good work in the community.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䤀✀洀 猀漀 猀漀爀爀礀㼀
-He's very active within the community.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㤀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 戀攀攀渀 猀甀爀攀
what that phrase means.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　　㨀　㄀ 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 戀甀爀最氀愀爀猀 愀爀攀 瘀攀爀礀 愀挀琀椀瘀攀
within the community, aren't they?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㈀㨀　㜀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䜀攀爀愀氀搀 漀渀挀攀 洀攀琀 䔀猀琀栀攀爀 刀愀渀琀稀攀渀⸀
00:26:02:09 00:26:04:16 -Did you?਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 䤀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 椀渀栀愀氀攀⸀
00:26:04:18 00:26:06:18 (INHALING DEEPLY) I feel so shitty.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀　㨀　㔀 䔀愀渀礀ⴀ洀攀愀渀礀ⴀ洀椀渀攀礀ⴀ洀漀⸀⸀⸀
00:26:10:16 00:26:11:16 (WHISPERING)਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㄀ 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀眀 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 最漀漀搀 渀攀眀猀⸀
00:26:16:03 00:26:19:13 My nurse informs me਀琀栀愀琀 愀 渀攀眀 栀攀愀爀琀 栀愀猀 樀甀猀琀 挀漀洀攀 椀渀Ⰰ
00:26:19:15 00:26:21:05 so we can, in fact, service you both.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㐀 ⴀ一攀瘀攀爀℀
-Oh, thank God. Can I kiss you, Doctor?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㐀 䤀昀 䤀 挀愀渀 瀀甀渀挀栀 礀漀甀 瘀椀漀氀攀渀琀氀礀 椀渀 琀栀攀 琀栀爀漀愀琀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀 礀攀猀⸀
00:26:27:01 00:26:29:24 Now, um, since I'm here,਀䤀 洀椀最栀琀 愀猀 眀攀氀氀 最椀瘀攀 礀漀甀 昀椀爀猀琀 挀栀漀椀挀攀⸀
00:26:30:01 00:26:32:15 Of the two hearts, the first is...਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㈀ 䤀琀✀猀 昀爀漀洀 愀 礀漀甀渀最 猀焀甀愀猀栀 瀀氀愀礀攀爀 昀爀漀洀 䄀戀攀爀搀攀攀渀Ⰰ
about 25 years old.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㔀 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀 渀攀眀 栀攀愀爀琀 琀栀愀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 挀漀洀攀 椀渀
is from a 65-year-old cabinet minister.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㐀 圀栀椀挀栀 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀⸀⸀⸀
00:26:41:10 00:26:43:24 Definitely, I think the cabinet minister.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㜀 䴀愀礀 䤀 愀猀欀 眀栀礀㼀
00:26:46:09 00:26:48:14 Because it's never been used.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㈀㨀　㤀 匀愀礀Ⰰ 䠀甀最栀⸀ 䐀漀 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 琀栀攀 眀愀礀 琀漀 匀愀渀 䨀漀猀攀㼀
00:27:03:07 00:27:04:21 (PLAYING DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE)਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㠀㨀　㐀 一漀Ⰰ 䠀甀最栀⸀⸀⸀
God, you ask a perfectly civil question...਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㘀 一漀琀 栀椀猀 昀愀甀氀琀⸀ 䠀攀✀猀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 栀愀爀搀 漀昀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀愀渀搀椀渀最⸀
00:27:11:24 00:27:13:20 Uh, my colleague, my guests,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 甀洀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 樀甀猀琀 戀攀攀渀 漀渀 琀栀攀 琀攀氀攀瀀栀漀渀攀
to the slim controller,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㔀 愀渀搀 䤀 戀攀最最攀搀 栀椀洀 琀漀 愀氀氀漀眀 甀猀
to go beyond our allotted time,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀　㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㠀 戀甀琀 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀 琀漀 猀愀礀 琀栀愀琀
00:27:21:20 00:27:24:13 he was hard, he was inflexible,਀愀渀搀 栀攀 眀愀猀 瘀攀爀礀 栀漀琀⸀
00:27:24:15 00:27:27:12 And that means that we're going to have to draw਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㌀ 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 琀栀椀挀欀 眀漀漀氀氀攀渀 猀挀愀爀昀
over yet another week of fun, temptation and pain.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 瘀攀爀礀 猀愀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:27:33:13 00:27:34:14 -Hugh.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀㼀
00:27:34:16 00:27:36:03 Shut your neck.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㐀 一漀眀Ⰰ 洀礀 最甀攀猀琀猀Ⰰ 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 洀愀搀攀
your cocktail selection this evening?਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ夀漀甀 攀瘀攀爀 栀愀搀 愀瘀漀挀愀搀漀㼀
-Maybe.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㜀 ⠀䴀唀刀䴀唀刀䤀一䜀⤀
00:27:49:21 00:27:52:16 I would like a long confident suck, please.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㈀ ⴀ夀漀甀✀瘀攀 猀攀氀攀挀琀攀搀 愀 氀漀渀最 挀漀渀昀椀搀攀渀琀 猀甀挀欀⸀
-Yes, please.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㘀 䄀 瘀攀爀礀 眀椀猀攀Ⰰ 椀昀 䤀 洀愀礀 猀愀礀 猀漀Ⰰ 搀攀挀椀猀椀漀渀⸀
00:27:58:08 00:28:01:22 It would be my honour and my privilege਀琀漀 瀀爀攀瀀愀爀攀 椀琀 昀漀爀 礀漀甀⸀
00:28:01:24 00:28:05:07 Now, for a long confident suck,਀礀漀甀 渀攀攀搀 愀 琀愀氀氀 最氀愀猀猀Ⰰ
00:28:06:03 00:28:09:16 tall spoon, a tall barman, that's me.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㄀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㤀 夀漀甀 渀攀攀搀 愀 猀甀最愀爀 氀甀洀瀀 猀琀攀攀瀀攀搀
in Angostura bitter, a pitted olive,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㔀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㈀ 愀 栀愀渀搀昀甀氀 漀昀 刀椀挀攀 䬀爀椀猀瀀椀攀猀⸀
They must be Rice Krispies. Ricicles won't do.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 吀漀 琀栀椀猀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 愀搀搀 愀 昀甀氀氀 洀攀愀猀甀爀攀 漀昀 最椀渀Ⰰ
00:28:23:19 00:28:25:18 a full measure of Fernet-Branca,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 愀 昀甀氀氀 洀攀愀猀甀爀攀 漀昀 挀漀漀欀椀渀最 礀漀最甀爀琀Ⰰ
00:28:29:22 00:28:31:16 a full measure of Drambuie,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㌀ 眀椀琀栀 漀爀 眀椀琀栀漀甀琀Ⰰ 椀琀 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 洀愀琀琀攀爀⸀
00:28:35:05 00:28:38:09 And, least important of all, some fried water.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㘀 䠀漀眀攀瘀攀爀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 洀漀猀琀 瘀椀琀愀氀 椀渀最爀攀搀椀攀渀琀 椀猀 洀椀猀猀椀渀最Ⰰ
and will be delivered਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㤀 眀栀攀渀 䤀 猀愀礀 琀栀攀猀攀 眀漀爀搀猀⸀
00:28:45:22 00:28:48:17 Please, Mr Music, will you play?਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㜀 ⠀䨀䄀娀娀 䴀唀匀䤀䌀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:29:11:01 00:29:12:22 (IMITATING TRUMPET PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 匀漀甀瀀礀 琀眀椀猀琀⸀